Play #5: Fliers






Orville (winged, and perched on the roof of a house):  “I’m ready!”

Wilber (on the ground, squinting up at him):  “But you’ve got your wings on!”

Orville:  “Well, isn’t that how you do it?”

Wilber:  “No, wings off!”

Orville:  “Surely not.”

Wilber:  “Yes, yes, it’s true.  Wing’s OFF!!  Gosh, Orville,
anybody can fly with wings!”

Orville:  “Even birds!”

Wilber:  “Exactly.”

(curtain)