(A man is standing next to a wall. His friend, passing by, stops for a moment to chat)
Friend: “What are you doing here?”
Man: “Committing suicide.”
Friend: “How? I don’t see how. Are you starving yourself to death?”
Man: “No, I’m waiting for this wall to fall on me.”
Friend: “Why, is it condemned?”
Man: “I don’t think so.”
Friend: “Then how can you expect it to fall?”
Man: “They all fall sometime.”
(curtain)
